Some Days Start Off With A Bang
(A man walks into our police department and approaches the dispatch counter.)
Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”
Man: “I was just at a yard sale and bought a nice wood trunk, but when I got it home I looked inside and it was full of dynamite. It looks old and unstable.”
Me: “And where is it now?”
Man: “It’s in the back of my truck.”
Me: “Okay, and where is your truck?”
Man: “Outside in your parking lot!”
(And that was how our police department ended up getting evacuated for three hours. He parked, of all places, next to the supervisor’s brand new personal truck. Thankfully, it was found to be dummy training dynamite!)
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