Some Customers Need More Aid Than Others

, , , , | Right | December 5, 2019

(A customer comes up with an energy drink and a muffin. I notice there is something weird about the design on the energy drink can; I realize it is blood and the customer’s hand is, in fact, bleeding all over the counter.)

Me: “Sir, you’re bleeding.”

Customer: “Whoops, I didn’t even notice.”

(I run off and grab paper towels and a box of bandages. I promptly hand him the paper towels and start opening the bandage box.)

Customer: “Oh, I don’t need those.”

Me: “But you’re bleeding.”

Customer: “Nah, I’ll be okay.”

Me: “But you are bleeding all over my register.”

Customer: “It’s okay; I don’t have AIDS.”

(He uses the paper towels to attempt to clean the blood off the counter while still bleeding onto it.)

Me: “…”

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