Some Customers Are A Real Scream

, , , | Right | January 29, 2019

(I work at a small shop, so most of our customers are regulars who we know by their names, and vice versa. This customer is the kind you don’t know if you should love or hate. My boss is at the checkout and calls me over.)

Boss: “[My Name], show [Customer] where the [item] is!”

Me: “Okay!” *to customer* “Just follow me.”

Customer: “All right, I’m following you.” *as we are out of earshot* “And if it comes to extramarital sex you have to scream!”

(I thought it was hilarious!)

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