Some Are More Easily Spun Than Others
(My friend and I are sitting in front of two girls in fifth grade. Suddenly the teacher picks up a globe and starts spinning it.)
Teacher: “As you all know the earth spins around.”
Girl #1: “Does the earth spin? I didn’t know that. Why don’t we get motion-sick then? And fly off the earth?”
(At this point my friend and I are shocked by this and turn around to try and explain it to her.)
Me: “The earth spins so slow for us that we don’t notice it.”
Friend: “And we don’t fly off the earth because of gravity.”
(We start explaining this to them.)
Girl #2: “Oh, yeah, I know what gravity is. It’s when you’re pregnant!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?