Soft Drink, Hard Taste
(We are getting ready to clean up for the night. My coworker is in charge of wiping down the soda machines and cleaning the nozzles. As I come into the back, I notice a very strong ammonia smell.)
Me: “What is that smell?”
Coworker: “That’s the soap for the nozzles.”
Me: “What? Where did you get it from?”
(My coworker hands me an empty packet of bleach concentrate. We use about a quarter of a packet to clean out the drains in our bathroom.)
Me: “What?! You don’t use this with food items!”
Coworker: “Yes you do; it’s soap. You have to use soap to clean things.”
Me: “Not this soap!”
(I point out the soap that we do use, stored above the sink.)
Me: “This is the right one.”
Coworker: “But I always use that soap.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?