Sodium And So Dum
Customer: “I’d like a half-pound of the [Cheap Brand] low-sodium ham, please!”
Me: “I’m sorry. We don’t have [Cheap Brand] low-sodium ham. We do have the [Premium Brand] low-sodium ham, though.”
Customer: “No, you do have the [Cheap Brand] kind. It’s right there.”
(She points to the Cheap Brand boiled ham, which is the lowest quality meat we sell, and is loaded with salt and fat.)
Me: “Ma’am, I’m afraid that ham isn’t low-sodium. Actually, that’s the highest-sodium ham we have.”
Customer: “WHAT?! I’ve been eating that ham for three months because I thought it was healthy! My doctor said my blood pressure was dangerously high!”
Me: “Um… that’s not good. Did one of the employees here tell you that ham was low-sodium?”
Customer: “No! I just assumed it was!”
Me: “I’m sorry, but you probably should have asked someone here about that.”
Customer: “SHUT UP! IF I HAVE A HEART ATTACK IT’S YOUR FAULT!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.