Socks To Be You

(My little brother has always had a serious allergy problem. When he was about a year old, we got him tested for food allergies. Just recently, we got him tested for some environmental allergies too.)

Mom: *listing off the things he is allergic to*

Me: “Dang, [Brother], your immune system sucks!”

Four-Year-Old Brother: “I’m allergic to socks?!”