Socks To Be You

| Related | January 14, 2016

(We are cleaning up around the house. My sister is doing the washing. She pulls up a tiny sock that would hardly fit anyone in the house.)

Sister: “Why is this in here? No one wears these!”

Aunt: “Why is it in the wash, then?”

Me: “Why do we even keep it around, then?”

(My sister glares at me.)

Sister: “You aren’t part of this conversation!”

Mum: “You were the one who opened up to discussion!”

Sister: “Yeah, for you and her!” *referring to my aunt*

Mum: *turns to me* “You are a figment of our imagination!”

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