Sock It To Me

(After a long, late night shift, I pull into a fast food drive-thru to get some food. I have the restaurant’s app open with a coupon I want to use.)

Employee: “Welcome to [Restaurant]. Order whenever you’re ready,”

Me: “Hi, I have a coupon for a free sock…” *realizing my mistake* “Oh, God, I’m sorry. I meant a soft drink. I’m sorry; I’m really tired.”

Employee: *laughing* “Not a problem. Now, would you like that in a pair, or just the single?”

(I ended up giving the guy a two-dollar tip.)