Sock It To Me For My Birthday

, , , | Romantic | September 21, 2018

(My husband is not one to care about buying clothes, so that usually falls to me. He also has a birthday coming up.)

Me: “I noticed [Online Store] is having a significant sale on the underwear I prefer, so I think I’m going to stock up. Do you want me to order anything for you?”

Husband: “No, I don’t want anything.”

Me: “Okay, but just to be sure: I know that if any package is delivered this close to your birthday you are going to get excited, so I didn’t want you to be disappointed if there is nothing in it for you.”

Husband: *pauses, then, sheepishly* “Um, maybe I need some socks.”

(He got more for his birthday than just socks, but he also got some socks.)

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