Sock It To Him

| Romantic | February 25, 2015

(I am at my boyfriend’s apartment doing laundry and I brought my dog. My boyfriend is lounging on the couch. It should be noted I hate feet, and his are pretty awful.)

Me: *teasing him* “Why aren’t you wearing any socks? Nobody wants to see that.”

(On cue, my dog walks out of the room, and comes back with a pair of socks in his mouth. He drops them in my boyfriend’s lap.)

Me: *dying with laughter* “See? Even [Dog] doesn’t want to see your feet!”

Boyfriend: *glaring at the dog, then me* “Oh, hush. You’re all plotting against me and my feet…”

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