So, When A Sentient Consenting Lifeform And A Consenting Sentient Lifeform…
(This is 2008. In year 11, once again, we’re doing a section about relationships and safe sex. I have a fairly outspoken male classmate who is actually really easy to get on with and whom most the teachers like.)
Teacher: “So, when a husband and wife–“
Classmate: “Why they gotta be husband and wife?”
Teacher: “Good point. When a man and a woman–“
Classmate: “Why they gotta be a man and a woman?”
Teacher: “Er… When a male and a female–“
Classmate: “Why they gotta be a male and a female?”
Teacher: “What do you want from me?”
Classmate: “Why can’t it be ‘a man and a man’ or ‘a woman and a woman’ or… ‘a genderless and a genderless.’ Let’s get a bit of inclusivity in here!”
Teacher: “Last year, I had parents complain due to inclusivity.”
Classmate: “Well, that’s stupid.”
Teacher: “I know… So, when a person and a person–“
Classmate: “Why they gotta be people?”
Teacher: “You are not five!”
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