So Very Chipper!

Two men come in together, I’m assuming with their families, judging by the amount of food and kids’ meals they both order. Among other things, the first man orders fish and chips and calamari and chips. After I give him his food, he walks past his friend with his fish, calamari, and chips, and waits nearby. The second man comes up to the counter, seeming a little nervous. He also orders fish and chips and calamari and chips. I start assembling his food in front of him.

Customer: “Wait, do those come with chips?”

I respond slowly, still holding some chips with my tongs.

Me: “Yes, the fish and chips and the calamari and chips both come with chips.”

Customer: *Sounding relieved and grateful* “Oh, fantastic! Thank you!”