So Tired You’re Lighter Than Air(osmith)
(I work a midnight shift. Due to not being able to sleep very well in the mornings, I tend to take a nap an hour or so before I go in. On nights when my fiancé is off, I skip my naps in order to spend more time with him.)
Fiancé: “Babe, you should go take a nap.”
Me: “I’m not sleepy.”
Fiancé: “Yeah, you are. You always doze off at this time. Go take a nap.”
Me: “But I want to spend time with you.”
Fiancé: “I know but you need some sleep.”
Me: “I don’t wanna close my eyes.”
Fiancé: “…”
Me: “I don’t wanna fall asleep, ‘cause I’d miss you baby and I don’t want to miss a thing.”
Fiancé: “…”
Me: “Okay, I’ll go take a nap now.”
Fiancé: “Yeah, you do that.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?