So, THAT’S What They Keep In The Back Room: Anxious Employees!

I was at work, and I had a customer try to talk to me about religion. I tried shutting it down gently. Instead, she returned THE NEXT DAY with her granddaughter and her friend.

Group: “You need to accept Jesus into your heart!”

I was young and a lot more of a pushover than I am now, so I stuttered some excuse and hid in the back room until they left.

Now, I ain’t got time to coddle people’s feelings. “No, thanks” means “no”.