So THAT’S How They Get The Water To Look Green!

It’s my first year working at a bar in an area of New York with a large immigrant Irish population. It’s my first St. Patrick’s Day and the place is packed! I am serving drinks as fast as I can, and we have all hands on deck dealing with the revelry and chaos that ensues.

I see a woman stumbling up to me.

Customer: “So… uh… yeah… sorry, but my friend threw up.”

Me: “Oh! Where?”

Customer: “Well they tried to aim for the toilet.”

Me: “Tried?”

Customer: “Well, I was kinda on it at the time.”

Me: “…?”

Customer: “So they went into the toilet tank. You know, where the floating ball thingy is?”

Me: “Your friend threw up in the TANK of the toilet while you were on it?”

Customer: “Well when you say it all in one go like that it sounds gross!”