So Superman, Rocky Balboa And ABBA Walk Into A Bar…
(I work at a karaoke bar operating the machine and helping drunk guests choose songs. A lady was supposed to sing an ABBA song next, but some guy got a hold of the microphone.)
Me: “Sir, excuse me, that lady is singing now, could you give me the mic?”
Customer: *looking drunk and confused* “Nooo…I’m singing now!”
Me: “Really? Dancing Queen?”
Customer: “Whaaaat? I ordered Eye Of The Tiger!”
Me: “But how? You didn’t tell me anything…and Eye Of The Tiger is not in our list…”
Customer: “I told that guy…”
(The customer points to the corner of the bar, where some man in a Superman costume was sleeping.)
Me: “Umm…he doesn’t work here you know…”
Customer: “Whaaaaat?! Can I still do the song then?”
Me: “I’ve just told you we don’t have it…”
Customer: *pointing to Superman again* “He told me you do!”
Me: “Yeah, we don’t…do you want to try some other song?”
Customer: “I WANT THE EYE OF THE TIGER!”
Me: *scared and desperate* “…How about a free shot instead of a song?”
Customer: *suddenly happy* “Alrighty!”
This story is part of the Superman roundup.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
