So Stupid I Almost Painted

Customer: “I need some paint.”

Me: “No problem, let me show you our selection.”

(After taking her time picking out colors from all the swatches we have.)

Customer: “I want these two colors mixed. I’m going to be painting stripes.”

Me: “Sure, no problem. Let me mix it up for you. Would you like a gallon of each or a different size? Also, would you like some painter’s tape and a couple of brushes?”

Customer: “I only need one brush and I don’t need any painter’s tape, because you are going to mix the two colors.”

Me: “You want me to mix the two colors?”

Customer: “Yes, so I can just buy one gallon and paint stripes.”

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