So Punny It Hertz

(I’m lying in bed with my computer after coming home from celebrating my graduation. My fiancé is laying next to me.)

Fiancé: “Alright. It’s bedtime.”

(When I don’t respond, he bites my computer and pretends to eat it, making ‘nomming’ sounds.)

Me: “Why are you eating my computer?”

Fiancé: “I like every last bit of it. It’s good to the last byte.”

Me: *groans* “The sad part is I got that on the first statement… and I’m drunk.”