So My Teacher’s An Axe Murderer

(I am 12 and in Sunday school. The teacher is different in that she isn’t strict, so everyone is just talking while she’s trying to read the Bible to us. Finally, she gets up.)

Teacher: “Okay, if you aren’t interested, let’s do something else.”

(She stuffed us all in her van, and drove us to her house! Then she brought us treats and let us watch ‘So I Married an Axe Murderer.’ At the time, I thought it was the best, but looking back, I realize that it was really weird. She basically kidnapped us since she didn’t get our parents’ permission!)