So Much For Today’s Ass-ignment

| Learning | November 20, 2013

(Our maths teacher has shown an equation on the board. By coincidence, the answer—or a stage of it—comes out as “A55.”)

Student #1: “Wow, this equation’s a real pain in the a**.”

Student #2: “Yeah, I wouldn’t want to make an a** of myself.”

Student #3: “A**-k us another one, sir!”

(There is general sniggering about it, and then…)

Teacher: “Alright now everyone. Settle down. I’ve had enough of your ‘a**’ cracks.”

(It takes a couple of seconds before everyone, including the teacher, realises what he’s said and erupts into uncontrollable hysterics. That lesson ended 20 minutes early.)

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