So Much For Being Forgettable

Mum: “I need you kids to go into [Supermarket] and get some cinnamon.”

Me: “But you were just there.”

Mum: “I can’t go in twice.”

Me: “It’s a big shop; no one will notice.”

Mum: “Yes, they will.”

Me: “No, they won’t.”

Mum: “This one employee will; he made a bad joke, so I swore at him in French and ran away.”

Me: “Mum, you never learn from your mistakes, do you?”