So Much For A Number One

(Note: At the restaurant where I’m eating, there’s a keypad lock on the bathroom door.)

Me: “Hi, could you tell me where the bathroom is?”

Cashier #1: “2-5-6-8.”

Me: “Sorry, I need to know WHERE it is.”

Cashier #1: “I just said! 2-5-6-8.”

Me: “Right, that’s the code, but I need to know WHERE—”

(Another cashier walks up.)

Cashier #2: “Look, the code is 2-5-6-8.”

Me: “I understand; I don’t need the code. I just need to know where—”

Cashier #2: “2-5-6-8!”

Me: “Yes, I understand, but where in this store is the bathroom physically located?!”

Cashier #2: “Oh! Down the hallway and to the left.”