So Incompetent You Could Just Die!
(I live with my grandmother as she has problems moving around. Since I moved in with her, I have added Internet access on top of her normal cable box. However, I have noticed that the Internet randomly drops connection and stays disconnected for a few minutes. I call up the Internet company and notice that it is under my grandfather’s name first. He passed away ten years ago.)
Internet Rep: “Am I speaking to [Grandfather]?”
Me: “No, I’m his grandson. He passed away ten years ago. I can put my grandmother on the line as she is also on the account.”
Internet Rep: “I’m sorry, but unless he talks to me I can’t continue this conversation. He is the name on the account.”
Me: “I don’t understand; she is also on the account, so she can help out.”
Internet Rep: “He is on the account. I can’t continue unless he talks with me.”
(I decide to try something stupid and tell him to hold on.)
Me: *with the same voice* “Hello, this is [Grandfather].”
Internet Rep: “Ah, thank you. Now we can begin your fix. What is the problem?”
(I couldn’t believe that worked. In fact, I just found it easier to say I’m my grandfather when talking with the companies. I asked how to remove his name from the account during another conversation, but I needed a four certified copies of his death certificate!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.