So Blonde You Want To Dye

(I’ve told my older blonde sister a witty joke two minutes ago. She finally bursts out laughing.)

Me: “You know, you’re so blonde sometimes.”

Sister: “Nuh-uh!”

Me: “Yes, you are.”

Sister: “No!”

Mom: “Honey, she’s right; sometimes you are pretty blonde.”

Sister: “No, you guys are so wrong! I am totally blonde all the time!”

Me: “Well, you have your moments, but I wouldn’t say all the time.”

Sister: “I’ve been blonde my entire life! Not once has my hair color changed. I’ve been blonde all the time.”

Mom: *to me* “Does she mean—”

Me: “I’m afraid so.” *to sister* “Do you mean your hair is blonde all the time?”

Sister: “Yes, exactly.” *pauses* “Oh… s***.”