There Snow Problem Like Snow Problems

, , , , , | Related | March 15, 2018

(My mother is very easily agitated and complains at length about mundane things. This conversation occurs a few days after we have had a major snowstorm. No one was injured, but my mother has been ranting for a half an hour — no exaggeration — about how the grocery store was crowded before the storm, and about how she and her neighbors had to shovel the snow afterward. I had the same experience — crowded store and a lot of shoveling — but I took it in stride. She finally breaks her tirade to ask me:)

Mom: “So, how about you? How are you doing?”

Me: “I’m doing fine.”

Mom: “HOW ARE YOU DOING FINE WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS PASSING OUT IN THE SNOW?!”

(I was tempted to ask her to name one person who passed out in the snow, but she had already gone back to complaining.)

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