Snakes On A Plane…And In The Next Seat Over
(This man comes to the movie theater with a live snake wrapped around his neck. This is the exchange that takes place.)
Coworker: “Hello, sir, and welcome to [Movie Theater]– Is that a snake?!”
(Every customer in the lobby that can hear my coworker scampers away.)
Customer: “Yes, it is.”
Coworker: *shrinking back in fear* “I’m sorry, sir, but company policy prohibits any animals other than seeing-eye animals.”
Customer: “The snake is a seeing-eye animal.”
Coworker: “I’m sorry, sir, but I’m going to have to ask you to come back without the snake. It’s upsetting the other guests.”
Customer: “FINE! I didn’t want to see the stupid movie anyway!” *stomps away*
This story is part of our Snakes roundup!
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
