Snakes Are Un-bear-able!
I am a born and raised city girl from California. I am chatting on Facebook with a friend in Australia about how she found two poisonous snakes in her garden mating and called someone to get them out. She knows that I have a hardcore snake phobia but also that I am DYING to go to Australia.
Me: “Please tell me they put the snakes in a bag, threw the bag into a river, and threw the river into the sun.”
Friend: “Oh, they are just part of the natural environment, like your cougars, bears, or rattlers.”
Me: “My dear lady, I am from a city where cougars are forty-year-old women with twenty-six-year-old boyfriends, bears are large hairy homosexuals, and rattlers are crappy cars driven by teenagers. I do not do ‘outside’!”
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