Some Snacks Are Best Left Unbitten

(One of my coworkers brings in an icing-covered snack cake called a Ding Dong. Usually, they are covered with chocolate icing, but this one is vanilla, so the icing is white. My coworkers are all women, and I’m a guy.)

Coworker #1: “Look what I’ve got.”

Coworker #2:”Oh, a Ding Dong! I’ve never seen a white one.”

Coworker #3: “Yeah, I’ve never seen a white Ding Dong.”

Coworker #4: “I’ve never seen a white Ding Dong, either.”

Me: “…”