Smoking Puts You Out Of Sync
(At the pharmacy where I work, we sell cigarettes, among other things. This exchange happens more often than I’d like to admit.)
Customer: “Can I get [Brand] cigarettes?”
(The customer does not specify which strength or flavor of the cigarettes, as we have many.)
Me: “Which kind?”
Customer: “[Brand].”
Me: “Which type of [Brand]?”
Customer: “Oh! [Strength].”
Me: “Okay, would you like the box, soft pack, or 100s?”
Customer: “[Strength].”
Me: “Box it is.”
Customer: “I want 100s!”
Me: *screaming internally*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
