Smoked
Convenience Store, Editors' Choice, Jerk, One-Liner, Perfect Comebacks, USA | Right
| August 9, 2008
Me: “How can I help you, sir?”
Customer: “I want one single cigarette.”
Me: “No problem. Can I see your ID?”
Customer: “What? Do I look fourteen to you?”
Me: “No, you look eighteen, but unless I get an ID I can’t sell them to you.”
Customer: “Why can’t you sell me the beer and a cigarette?”
Me: “I am sorry, sir, but I could lose my job if I sold it to you without ID.”
Customer: “Oh, I am sure your job is sooo great and pays you a lot?!”
Me: “I’m not the one who can’t afford more than one cigarette.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?