Smiling With Suspicious Intent

| Right | March 7, 2015

(I’m known at work for being cheerful and always having a smile for everyone. A customer comes to my till and puts down his things, and I smile and greet him.)

Customer: “What are you grinning about?”

Me: “…I’m sorry?”

Customer: “I saw you grinning like you’re laughing at me or something. Stop that.”

Me: “I’m sorry; I was just trying to be cheerful.”

Customer: “Well, don’t! It’s too suspicious!”

(The customer finished the transaction and walked away, glaring and muttering about ‘suspicious’ the whole time.)

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