Smile! You’re On Quick-Change Camera!
We have just installed new security in our store thanks to years of people trying to pull money change scams on us. This is, literally, the first customer I get the day after installation.
Customer: “I gave you a twenty. You owe me more change.”
Me: “No, you gave me a ten.”
Customer: “No, I gave you a d*** twenty! Check your register.”
Me: “Well, good news! We just installed cameras that can see what bills have been put in or taken out. I can go check that right now to see if you’re right, but I should warn you that it is company policy to call the police if you are found to be trying to scam us. Want me to go check the tapes?”
Customer: “You know what? Forget it. I’m never shopping here again!”
And he left! I love these new cameras.
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