Smile, You’re On Candid Camera
Customer: “What do you have to eat here?”
Me: “Whatever you see in the pastry case is to eat; we mainly serve drinks.”
Customer: “What’s that up there? ”
(He points to one of the boards behind me and I turn around to see what he’s pointing at. I hear a rustling noise; when I turn back around all the money in my tip cup is gone.)
Me: “Sir? Could you do me a favor?”
Customer: “Uh… what?”
Me: “Look up.”
Customer: *looks up*
Me: “Okay, wave!”
(I start waving at him and, completely confused, he starts to wave back.)
Me: “Sir, that’s a camera up there.”
Customer: “Uh… and?”
Me: “You better put the money back.”
Customer: “What money?”
Me: “You know very well ‘what money.’ Now, put it back and leave.”
(He put the money back and pouted the entire way out the doors.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
