Smells Like Middle-Aged Spirit
(I am driving to Ohio with my husband and two-year-old daughter.)
Daughter: “Music! Music!”
Husband: “Do you want to listen to music?”
Daughter: “Yes!”
(My husband turns on the radio to a 90s station and ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ starts playing.)
Daughter: *covering her ears with her hands and crying* “Not music! Not music!”
Husband: “We are now officially old.”
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