Smells In Stereo

| FL, USA | Romantic | May 4, 2017

(It’s bedtime, and I roll over to put an arm around my husband. As soon as I do, however, he lets out a rather spectacular fart.)

Me: “Ugh! Really?”

(I’m not really offended, but as he laughs and apologizes, I make a show of huffing and rolling over to where my cat is laying on my other side.)

Me: “Can you believe how rude and uncouth some people are, [Cat]?”

(As soon as I reach out and pet her, she snaps her head around to look at me, farts audibly, and darts out of the room with her ears back.)

Me: “Okay, NOW I’m taking it personally.”

(My husband was laughing too hard to comment.)

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