Smell To Make You Cat-atonic

(My boyfriend and I have three cats, and they all have their own distinct personalities. One of them, Smudge, tends to be a bit gassy and likes to cuddle between our heads. He likes to squeeze her midsection to try to get her to pass gas, especially if her rear is facing my direction. She hops into bed and starts to purr and he pets her head to orient her butt to me, then starts to compress her belly.)

Boyfriend: “Squeeze out a fart, Smudge! Squeeze out a fart! Do it for Mom!”

(Instead of farting, she sneezes directly into his face.)

Boyfriend: “Ew…”

Me: *laughing* “You deserved that one.”