Smeagol Shore

| Romantic | January 7, 2014

(My boyfriend and I are cuddling on the couch. He’s informed me that he needs a pet name for me and has been trying to come up with one for most of the day.)

Boyfriend: “How about poopsie?”

Me: “What? No!”

Boyfriend: “I loooooove you poopsie.”

(He continues on in this manner for a little while then becomes serious again. Meanwhile he’s playing with my hair, which is rather long and he loves to play with.)

Boyfriend: “How about shnookum?”

Me: “No, that sounds like a combination of Snooki and Gollum. And I hope I don’t remind you of either of those!”

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