I Got 99 Problems But A Girl Ain’t One

(I’m a bisexual woman, and I recently started dating a man who is not the stereotypical image of ‘manly.’)

Boyfriend: “Yeah, I had all my man-cards revoked years ago!”

Me: “How far in the negatives do you think you might be?”

Boyfriend: “Probably negative 99.”

Me: “Ha! Is that because that’s where it maxes out?”

Boyfriend: *fake sad* “Aww…”

Me: “It’s fine, babe… You know I like girls.”

Boyfriend: *bursts out laughing* “Aww!”