Small Talk In The Big House
(While working the overnight shift alone, a single customer walks into the store and walks to my register.)
Customer: “What would you do if I robbed you?”
Me: “…I’d call the cops.”
Customer: “What about if I had a knife to your throat?”
Me: “Do you really think those are good questions to be asking me?”
Customer: “Okay, let’s just say I have a gun in your face.”
Me: “Get out. Now.”
Customer: “Sheesh, I was just trying to have a friendly conversation with you…” *leaves*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
