Smacks Of Mischievousness

| Related | June 1, 2013

(My mother and I are about to leave after visiting my grandmother. I’m a toddler, and tend to take everything said to me literally. We’re saying our goodbyes at the door.)

Mom: “Now then, [my name], give Nana a big smack on the lips!”

(I slap my grandmother across the face.)

Me: “Bye, nana!”

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