Smack-Bang In The Middle Of The Morning

(A coworker comes in looking particularly exhausted one morning.)

Me: “Good morning.”

Coworker: “Yeah.”

Me: “You don’t look awake yet.”

Coworker: “Not at all.”

Me: “Maybe we should have someone sneak up behind you and yell ‘boo!'”

Coworker: “They’d get smacked.”

Me: “Okay. Well, then I’ll get someone who works over there to do it.”

Coworker: “I’ll give you a list. That way it’s a win-win… except for the person who gets smacked.”