Slow To Register

(I am going to a self-service checkout in the shop. I can see that the screen says it is for cards only. In addition, there is a sign plastered to the machine saying the same.)

Employee: “Just to let you know: that’s card only.”

Me: “Okay.”

(I put my goods down. He is still looking at me, so I look up.)

Employee: “You won’t be able to use cash.”

Me: “…I know; it’s alright. I have a card on me.”

Employee: “Sorry. You’d be surprised how many people will try to pay in cash despite all the warnings.”

Me: “Really?”

Employee: “Yeah, it happens all the time.”

(I scan my first item. The machine immediately says in a loud voice: ‘This till will only accept cards. Do you wish to continue?’ I stare at the employee, who walks off, laughing. My faith in humanity went down that day.)