Slow And Directionless
(I am learning to drive, with my mum teaching me.)
Mum: “Slow.”
(I’m going the speed limit, so I am not sure why she wants me to go slower, but I do anyway.)
Mum: “SLOW.”
(I slow some more.)
Mum: “SLOW!”
(I go even slower.)
Mum: “Slow, slow, slow!”
Me: “Mum, I am going so slow that I have actually stopped. How much slower can I possibly go?”
Mum: “Oh, sorry. I meant left. You need to turn left at that street next to us. Left.”
Me: *facepalm*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?