Slob Calling The Coffee Black
Grocery Store | Rhode Island, USA | Right | June 28, 2012
(I am walking down one of our grocery store’s aisles when I overhear a couple talking.)
Husband: “Crap, I dropped my coffee. Honey, find some paper towels.”
Wife: “What?! No! Just leave it there. They have people walk around and clean up these things. It’s fine!”
Husband: “Um, I—”
Wife: “Just leave it! We have too much to do.”
(The wife then turns and sees me. She doesn’t miss a beat.)
Wife: “Someone just dropped this and left it. People are slobs. You should clean this up before someone gets hurt!”
