Sleepless In Rebuttal
(I kiss my boyfriend while he’s sleeping.)
Boyfriend: “You’re doing that weird thing with your lips again.”
Me: “You mean kissing you?”
Boyfriend: “Yeah. It’s annoying.”
Me: “Excuse me?!”
Boyfriend: *waking up fully* “Aw crap. What did I say?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
