Sleepless In Rebuttal, Part 3

(I’m visiting home during the weekend. My boyfriend and I are sitting in my car, spending a few more minutes together before I have to drive back to school.)

Boyfriend: “I’m sleepy.” *closes his eyes*

Me: “Don’t close your eyes. You’ll fall asleep.”

Boyfriend: “But I’m sleepy.”

Me: “But then I can’t spend time with you before I go.”

Boyfriend: “I’m not sleeping. I’m just thinking really really hard.”

Me: “What are you thinking about?”

Boyfriend: “Sleeping.”