Sleepless And Wordless
This story happens immediately after my wife has given birth to our daughter. We are still in the hospital, and the midwife is discussing what our newborn baby should wear to sleep.
Midwife: “It’s actually quite hot in these rooms, even overnight, so she will probably want something light under the swaddle.”
Me: “Okay, that’s fine. We brought a…”
At this point, I am completely exhausted and can’t think of what to call a short-sleeved onesie, so I finish with:
Me: “…an Armless, Legless Thing.”
At that point, everyone dissolved into fits of giggles. Honestly, it made us feel better after the difficult birth. To this day, we still call those kinds of onesies “Armless, Legless Things”.
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