Sleeping Under The Star(e)s

(My roommate and I get along and have a strange sense of humor. He typically goes to bed before me because he has to get up earlier than I do, although this usually just makes him tired by the end of the day. For no particular reason, we suddenly turn towards each other and give funny looks.)

Me: “We’re so weird.”

Roommate: “I stare at you while you sleep!”

Me: *gives a fake look of terror*

Roommate: “Hah. No, not really. That would require staying up later, which I’m not prepared to do…”

Me: “Glad you have that stopping you.”