Sleeping On The Slytherin Sofa Tonight

(My husband and I are visiting his best friend. We bring along my deck of Harry Potter themed UNO cards, and proceed to play a few hands.)

Husband: *playing against me* “Skip, skip, reverse, reverse, skip, reverse, and finally… draw four.”

Me: *grumbling* “Well, someone’s not going to be experiencing any magic when we get home.”